\u2018Atsogoleri\u2019 Rob M is telling us how men have sunk so low as to behave very \u2018stupidly\u2019 even in public and the presence of their spouses and children.<\/p>\n
\u201cImagine this other man in town, deemed respectable in the social circles, behaving shamelessly at a wedding of his long-time friend and church-mate. Whether it was out of stupidity, lust or drunkenness, what this guy did is a good example of the extremes men goes to satisfy their desires! Zafodya, zachamba basi <\/em>[crazy things only normally done by cannabis sativa smokers]!\u201d says \u2018Atsogoleri\u2019.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat is it now, boss?\u201d the bulk of the crew asks in amazement.<\/p>\n \u2018Atsogoleri\u2019 gets the bottle he is holding to his lips and sips twice.<\/p>\n \u201cImagine, this man, under the guise of kufupa, decides to offend more eyes present. He takes his K100 bank notes and starts loading them in the cleavage of the brides\u2019 wedding gown while fondling her boobs.<\/p>\n \u201cAt first, the people around get excited that \u2018a friend of the groom\u2019 is indeed welcoming an in-law, he dances and dances to the extreme. He, then, not only pours the bank notes, but goes a step further to insert his own hand [or is it palm] down the cleavage; he is seen squeezing parts of the breasts – mind you, he does it in a way one would think he is showcasing the loaded wads of cash and only doing his friend a favour by helping him celebrate the wedding,\u201d sums up \u2018Atsogoleri\u2019.<\/p>\n Lackson shakes his head before interrupting him. \u201cNo, that is not possible, how can a sane person behave like that? Osampatsa makofi bwaa? <\/em>[Why not slap him]?\u201d<\/p>\n Some lady patron, obviously a new customer at this joint shocks us. She not only joins the debate, but challenges us that we have never seen crazier things in town.<\/p>\n \u201cDo you know that many men\u2019s morals have gone to the dogs? Do you know that it would be better to trust a pig or dog than some of the people we deem to be good examples in the society? Wachita n\u2019zanuzo n\u2019zochepa; <\/em>don\u2019t condemn him outright!\u201d she says, exclaiming.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat!\u201d asks Joe, getting closer to the lady we don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n \u201cBy the way, you can call me Sheena, of course I am not the Queen of the Jungle. What I will tell you here will make you think twice of condemning \u2018Atsogoleri\u2019 Rob M\u2019s friend,\u201d she starts her talk.<\/p>\n She says: \u201cGuys, men, I mean important men in the society, have gone hey-wire. They are doing things that if their respective wives knew, divorce cases would escalate more than a vehicle speed revolution.\u201d<\/p>\n With that, she does the unexpected. She orders a round for all members of the crew and about five other souls in this joint.<\/p>\n \u201cGuys, let me tell you of an upcoming lucrative business in town. There are some ladies that have found a potential business environment in town – they spot around for men; who, because of their reputation, cannot go around hooking young girls in pubs, girls hostels or locations. Mukundimva?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n We are all confused in the pub, not exactly knowing what her line of business is.<\/p>\n She goes on in her talk: \u201cI believe in talking through examples, what I want to do will leave you properly educated and informed in the \u2018stupidity\u2019 that some of you men are!\u201d<\/p>\n With that, she fetches her Galaxy Tab phone gadget from her handbag. She dials a number and places the call on \u2018Hands Free\u2019 mode.<\/p>\n Someone from the other end, listed as \u2018Big Man Wamkulu,\u2019 answers.<\/p>\n \u201cHello Sheena, what a coincidence? I was about to inform you that I am in Blantyre and I need the usual business. This time around, someone with a bit of fresh, not the bonny one of last time – mind you, I am not saying she was entirely bad, but as you know, typical with me, I need a change every day!\u2019 the guy on the other end of the line almost exclaimed.<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t worry Bae, there is someone already hot and real hot. But as usual, I need an upfront payment, my fee and hers. It is up to you to add more than the set price, if you find the consignment to be more than your usual taste, which I believe it is,\u201d says Sheena, let us just meet at that filling station we met last time.<\/p>\n With that, Sheena orders a round of three for each of us, telling us all she is coming shortly. Surprisingly, the bar man does not argue.<\/p>\n \u201cNdi dilu mayi ameneyu!<\/em>\u201d the bar man says.<\/p>\n Ten minutes later, she alights from a taxi, shows us a wad of K1,000 notes.<\/p>\n \u201cThis is K50,000..and the one who was on the phone was a very senior government official. I delivered the girl and he is happy the stress he accrued during a hot top level meeting, would vanish\u2026 now, that is Malawi for you!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u2018Atsogoleri\u2019 Rob M is telling us how men have sunk so low as to behave very \u2018stupidly\u2019 even in public and the presence of their spouses and children. \u201cImagine this other man in town, deemed respectable in the social circles, behaving shamelessly at a wedding of his long-time friend and church-mate. 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